americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britain thinks its special

herimperiouscondecension:

ladies and gentlemen i present to you my new favorite msparp log

herimperiouscondecension:

ladies and gentlemen
i present to you
my new favorite msparp log

grimsdark:

critical whale is here with a message for all friendzoned guys

grimsdark:

critical whale is here with a message for all friendzoned guys

toasterama:

toasterama:

toasterama:

how do weeaboos end their prayers

r’amen

just kidding they are godless heathens

hobgoblinhero:

kanayastrider:

shaqshock:

your waifu is trash

please refer to her as Garbage-chan thank you

Garbage-chan belongs in the Garbage Can

theicarustheory:

and then she screencapped it

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Sasha and Connie for Most Romantic Couple Award 2014. Happy Birthday Sasha babe! <3

lowselfesteem-city:

emberandcelica:

gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

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ssv-normandy:

step 1: think about the quote “don’t go where i can’t follow” in relation to your otp

step 2: feel sad

zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

fitnessfoodfabulous:

astheoddityfallsdown:

veganvibez:

Why is it such a hard concept to grasp that cows milk is for baby cows and not humans

why is it such a hard concept to grasp that soy milk is for baby soybeans and not humans

why is it such a hard concept to grasp that trix are for kids and not rabbits

ecmajor:

pooklet:

simblraaaaaagghhhh:

I can’t 

i was not prepared for this

ok. bedtime

janecrockeyre:

chillest fucks youll ever find like

cmon if we can weird out 4chan then u know we have some deep personal issues going on here

davidduspookyspackage:

when i understand fandom jokes from a fandom i’m not even in

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The Phoenix
Fall Out Boy
1,647,191 plays

justanovercastkid:

ierocookie:

machokeonmydick:

simplybluecandle:

hurtkid:

thisrisingtide:

Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good

thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK

holy shit

IM SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL A GUY

I JUST RIPPED MY SHIRT OFF

titan